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Love Poem
It's so nice
to wake up in the morning
all alone
and not have to tell somebody
you love them
when you don't love them
any more
Discovery
The petals of the vagina unfold
like Christofer Columbus
taking off his shoes.
Is there anything more beautiful
than the bow of a ship
touching a new world?
Mating Saliva
A girl in a green mini-
skirt, not very pretty, walks
down the street.
A businessman stops, turns
to stare at her ass
that looks like a moldy
refrigerator
There are now 200,000,000 people
in America
My Nose Is
Growing Old
Yup.
A long lazy September look
in the mirror
say it's true.
I'm 31
and my nose is growing
old.
It starts about 1/2
an inch
below the bridge
and strolls geriatrically
down
for another inch or so:
stopping.
Fortunately, the rest
of the nose is comparatively
young.
I wonder if girls
will want me with an
old nose.
I can hear them now
the heartless bitches!
"He's cute
but his nose
is old."
I've Never Had
It Done So Gently Before
The sweet juices of your mouth
are like castles bathed in honey.
I've never had it done so gently
before.
You have put a circle of castles
around my penis and you swirl them
like sunlight on the wings of birds.
Xerox Candy
Bar
Ah,
you're just a copy
of all the candy bars
I've ever eaten.
Surprise
I lift the toliet seat
as if it were the nest of a bird
and I see cat tracks
all around the edge of the bowl.
The Fever
Monument
I walked across the park to the
fever monument.
It was in the center of a glass
square surrounded
by red flowers and fountains. The
monument
was in the shape of a sea horse and
the plaque read
We got hot and died.
December 30
At 1:30 in the morning a fart
smells like a marriage between
an avocado and a fish head.
I have to get out of bed
to write this down without
my glasses on.
Yes, the Fish
Music
A trout-colored wind blows
through my eyes, through my fingers,
and I remember how the trout
used to hide from the dinosaurs
when they came to drink at the
river.
The trout hid in subways, castles,
and automobiles. They waited
patiently for the dinosaurs to go away. |
