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"Nymphomaniac
Convention"
A man boards an airplane and
takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most
beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes that she is headed
straight toward his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
Anxious to strike up a
conversation, he blurts out, "So, where are you flying to
today?" She turns and smiles and says , "To the annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." Whoa! He swallows hard and is
instantly CRAZED with excitement.
Here's the most gorgeous woman he's ever
seen, sitting right next to him, and she's going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks,
"And what's your role at this convention?" She flips her long
hair back, turns to him, looks into his eyes, and says, "Well, I try
to debunk some the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he says, swallows hard, again. "And what myths
are those ?" She explains: "Well, one popular myth is that
African American men are the most well-endowed, when, in fact, it is the
Native American who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of
Jewish descent who romance women best, on average." "Very
interesting." the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very
embarrassed, and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I feel so
awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name."
The man extends his hand and replies," Tonto, Tonto Goldstein."
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